How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
whatisleon: hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here you beat the odds guys proud of u
-circa: I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.– Robert Brault (via masoeuretmoi)
stupicl: FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen